Solo stamattina ho scoperto dell’esistenza di questo blog che ironizza sul maschio Italiani e scritto dal giornale ufficiale del partito comunista Cinese.
E’ di un volgare sopraffino. Di un cinico e di un sessista che hanno lasciato sbalordito anche me. L’inglese utilizzato è storpiato apposta per farlo sembrare maccheronico e di tanto in tanto viene buttata in mezzo una frase in Italiano.
Sono riuscito a ripescare solo pochi mezzi ma mi sono bastati per capire che chi lo scriveva è un genio… su questo non ho dubbi (e non sono il solo).
Peccato che a causa dei risvolti politico/diplomatici questo sia stato rimosso perchè altrimenti lo avrei letto molto volentieri.
Guardate che robbetta:
Dear Alessandro, Ever since I got to Beijing, it’s like my boyfriend doesn’t even notice me anymore! He spends all of his time looking at these Chinese girls, and they are looking at him! And then he tries to tell me how beautiful they are! It makes me feel so angry! Why is he like this, and what can I do to make him love me again?
Sincerely,
Monica
Hello Monica,
When I first see this letter, forgive me I make an assumption. You are obviously not a very beautiful woman. But I mention this to my friend Beppe, who is analyst. He tell me some things, like one time, a woman came to his o. ce – maybe 40 years old, but still scorchio – and he says you can see the line of her suspenders under her skirt while she was talking! Serious! Amazing he get paid for this.
Anyway, he say some times there is beautiful women come to him and their lover doesn’t try to satisfy them. He study this and fi nd some men so lazy in their lovemaking they actually give the woman a “negative orgasm”. I don’t know what they waste all their energy on, maybe they like jogging very much or something. But serious, it seem all the woman getting negative orgasm have something in common: they married to British and German men. So maybe not so surprising after all. I guess maybe your boyfriend is British, ha ha. Or German. Sorry, is not funny.
Beppe writes a thesis on the condition at the moment, what he call “Deprivation of Any Vaginal Ecstasy”, or DAVEgasms for short. Don’t bother to read, is mostly boring. My advice to you is become more like Italian woman. If your man can’t satisfy you, get drunk, scream, throw things at him and tell him if he don’t make you feel like a real woman you will cut yourself and fottere his dad.
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